Patchwork Quilt Appetizer (Print View)

Colorful arrangement of meats and cheeses stitched with mustard for an impressive starter.

# Components:

→ Meats

01 - 3.5 oz sliced smoked turkey breast
02 - 3.5 oz sliced salami
03 - 3.5 oz sliced ham

→ Cheeses

04 - 3.5 oz sliced Swiss cheese
05 - 3.5 oz sliced sharp cheddar cheese
06 - 3.5 oz sliced provolone cheese

→ Garnishes & Condiments

07 - 2 tbsp whole grain mustard
08 - 2 tbsp Dijon mustard
09 - Fresh parsley or chives, finely chopped (optional)

# Method:

01 - Cut all meats and cheeses into uniform 2-inch squares.
02 - Lay out the squares on a large serving platter or board in a checkerboard pattern, alternating meats and cheeses to create a quilt-like effect.
03 - Using a squeeze bottle or piping bag, pipe alternating lines of whole grain and Dijon mustard between the squares to mimic stitching.
04 - Sprinkle finely chopped fresh parsley or chives over the arrangement if desired.
05 - Serve immediately with toothpicks or small forks for easy tasting.

# Expert Advice:

01 -
  • It's all about the presentation—people genuinely gasp when they see it, which makes entertaining feel effortless.
  • Zero cooking required means you can throw it together in 20 minutes while still looking like you planned something special.
  • The mustard lines are the secret touch that transforms a standard meat and cheese board into actual art on the table.
02 -
  • Slice everything as close to serving time as possible—exposed meat and cheese can dry out and oxidize, losing that fresh appearance that makes this dish shine.
  • The mustard piping looks intentional only if you commit to straight lines; shaky application reads as hesitant, so rest your piping hand on the platter for stability.
03 -
  • A bench scraper or large spatula helps you slide squares around on the platter without breaking them—way easier than trying to nudge them with a knife.
  • If you're nervous about piping the mustard lines perfectly, practice on parchment paper first, or embrace the slightly imperfect lines as rustic charm.
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